"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
(Source: clgdoublelifts, via were-all-bloody-inspired)
If the idea that “they is plural” ever bothers you, just imagine that there’s several of me and we’re all screaming at you to use my correct fucking pronouns
(Source: prolescaryat, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)
"Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain."
Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
(Source: marvelcolm, via guy)
"you’re so thirsty for sebastian stan"