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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

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cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

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i-love-you-swan:

rrumpelstiltskins:

does anyone else randomly think about the fact that rumple tortured regina’s soulmate and regina imprisoned his true love and just

゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚ bestfriends forever ゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚

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hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

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cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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"Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

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thehijynx:

thehijynx:

How to get your hair purple: a tutorial by HiJynx

Yay it’s getting notes again!

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
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phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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fassys:

Karen Gillan @ the Guardians of the Galaxy World Premiere in LA (July 21, 2014)

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
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thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans, via laughter-everyday)